June 2012
3 posts
May 2012
16 posts
Shot-ski! #rama
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April 2012
8 posts
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Female celebrities with beards →
this makes me happy.
March 2012
21 posts
diy-giant-flowers →
Dennis: No, no, of course we shouldn't bash these people up! Look, okay, absolutely, we could cave the husbands skull in here, yes we could take the wife down to the basement have a frenzied free for all with her, we could tie the kids up in their little rooms upstairs, so they wouldn't hear any of it!
Mac: Dennis, in that scenario, we have to kill the kids cause they would have seen our faces.
Dennis: Right! We could smear the walls with their blood, guys, there are any number of twisted scenarios that could play out here, but I think the easiest thing, really, is to just go get the deed.
Charlie: Right, why get weird.
Dennis: Let's just keep it simple.
Frank: For now, we'll take the high road.
Charlie: Oh yeah I keep the poison at home in my relish jar.
Frank: What that's poison? I thought I was allergic to relish!
Charlie: Yeah I keep the mayo in the jar with the skull and cross bones.
Frank: Then what's in the mayo jar?
Charlie: Shampoo.
Frank: You mean to tell me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwhiches?
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“We lie beneath the stars at night Our hands gripping each other tight You keep...”
February 2012
39 posts
